Hello, my name is Dylan.

I write things of varying literary merit, I make some terribly offensive videos as well as a Youtube horror series, I play music, and I may or may not entirely fictional.

You be the judge:
sindelar.dylan@gmail.com

Y’know, America might be bad

kinovore:

deltapolis:

thetalee:

But at least we don’t erupt into riots over same-sex marriage

Looking at you, France

You are of course aware, France and Europe in general riots over practically everything. It’s how they show they care. In Athens they are almost continually in a state of riot, though sometimes a brief period of civil rest breaks out. To prepare for the next riot.

I am aware, yes.

Do you want to fight

Jason knows damn well.

See, now he’s role-playing the Irish in order to get into the European mindset.

Good on you, Jason.

Sunday, October 21, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012

kinovore:

cyborgkoala:

On the menu for tonight: setting up a huge tv and apparently drinking to celebrate. 

Not on the menu tonight: Any form of sex. 

He’s leaving out the part where on the way home he began interrogating me about my relationships with Jeff and Dylan and alluding to my conquests on a crowded subway train.

Would you say he’s probing you about our platonic love triangle?

Friday, June 29, 2012
"[name], I am honestly concerned for all of you in Colorado. But when I actually legit checked in on Dylan and Austin earlier all I got was “Mordor.” So honestly, when faced with tragedy like this, I follow the cues and for me personally I’m with him, the only thing to do is laugh because what else are you going to do? (Other than not catch fire)"

Jason

(commenting on when he checked in on Austin and I regarding Colorado burning)

Saturday, June 16, 2012
But… Freddy Mercury.

The lady has a point, Jason. I might have to switch this up…

Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012

The Sad Tale of Jason Derulo

Jason: Click on the link
Me: No
Jason: You asked for it, though. Click.
Me: No
Jason: Yes
Me: No
Jason: Yes
Me: No
Jason: Yes
Me: No
Jason: Yes
Me: You are having a "yes/no" argument with a 19-year old over the internet. Well done.
Friday, April 6, 2012

Jason is buying us all matching fitted suits for a housewarming gift

Such a nice, guy, that Jason H. Derulo.